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Chapter 1: Rotten Egg Pheromone
Hello everyone, my name is Wang Da1Wang Da (王大): Wang(王)=King/Prince; Da(大)=Big/Great | MC is making up a fake name, he hasn’t finished yet.… no, my name is Jiang Fengqi. To be honest, I always thought if my father’s surname were Hai, my name would sound better. Hai Fengqi – the sea breeze, the sound of it makes you feel as if the salty sea breeze were blowing across your cheek.
As for Jiang Feng, excuse me, I don’t know what a river’s wind feels like, and I don’t know how it smells. So, if I defined it based on my own pheromone, the smell should be…
Rotten egg 😊.
Yes, you didn’t hear it wrong. I, a rare male omega in this empire, have a pheromone that’s neither a sweet orange nor a gentle flower scent. Not even the elegant and crisp pine and cypress, nor the tough winter plum. My once in a thousand years pheromone is something I treasure more than a panda and even more than the Siberian Tiger2It was actually written as 东百虎 but I assumed there was a typo as the Siberian Tiger is an endangered species that needs to be treasured..
My pheromone is… a rotten egg.
As the only son of the richest man in the empire, both my parents are the cream of the crop among nobles in the empire. One is considered the best alpha, and the other is the omega celebrity of the century. But no one ever expected such a perfect couple would actually give birth to a rotten egg.
That’s why from when I was little until I grew up, I basically never participated in any media events. My family has always claimed that my body was weak and unsuitable for crowded places.
Of course, even if I used up 50ml of perfume in one go, in front of so many people, moreover, in front of so many excellent alphas in the empire, I don’t think I can hide my rotten egg pheromone.
Anyway, I only found out about this special situation of mine after I differentiated not long ago.
The doctor who examined me was a professor from the Empire’s Top Medicine Research Institution. As for why the professor from the research institute was willing to examine me? With money, you can even make a ghost grind3With money, you can get anything done. Cough, I digress.
In short, the professor concluded that my body was different from other omegas that ever existed. It had evolved. So, my pheromone is more advanced and has more functions than others. Although it’s unknown what the actual function is, except that it can kill people.
As for why my pheromone smell is so unique? It’s because other people’s pheromones have yet to evolve, or you can say the level of their pheromone evolution has not reached my level yet.
So, when my advanced pheromone enters their nasal cavity. And after the olfactory nerve transmits the information of my pheromone into the brain, the brain becomes disordered as it can’t process such information, causing the scent of my pheromone that everyone smells to be perceived as a rotten egg smell.
When in actuality, my pheromone smell is not of a rotten egg.
Still, I can never bring myself to believe this conclusion. I have every reason to suspect that everything this professor had said was just a way to cheer up my rich father.
The so-called professor wrote the lengthy theory in a paper on the spot. That long report made my father, who has top-level academic qualifications and a high intelligence quotient, stunned or rather dumbfounded.
But even if there has never been a person who has the same level of evolution as me, I can still be a rich rotten egg for a lifetime. Well, except love, I can have everything.
Whenever I think of this, only then can I feel a bit at ease about my rotten egg pheromone.
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That’s it! I’m already 25 years old, and I am an old omega. I want to have an intimate and unrestrained love in my dreams aaaaaaahhhh!
But I have never been in a relationship. As an omega, I’m still a ducking old virgin.
Do you know how lonely I feel in my heart? Whenever I soak in my indoor hot spring, watching my cousins talk happily about their sweet life with their respective lovers, I can only cry silently for their beautiful love!
Too lonely! I, myself, am also longing for a beautiful love!
I wiped the invisible tears in my heart.
Forget it. I still have a dad who loves me, as well as my mom, grandparents, aunts, and uncles. Those tang dis4Tang di (堂弟) is a younger male cousin from the father’s side. of mine never disdain me as their big brother at all, not in the least. So, I really respect them for being willing to recognize me as their cousin brother. I also don’t understand their blind and brainless adoration for my biao meis5Biao mei (表妹) is a younger female cousin from the mother’s side, together with the house servants’ heartfelt dedication for me.
Anyway, I’m still very happy.
Really, I swear!
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“Xiao Feng! Mom is going out. Quick, come here and give mom a kiss.” I heard my mom calling me from upstairs.
I hurried downstairs, hugged her, lowered my head, and kissed her gently on the cheek. My mother is a woman in her early forties. She was brought up by my dad, so splendidly, that no one could see the traces of time on her at all. She looks more like my sister instead.
And today, she was going to go shopping with my dad. But it’ll probably be more of my mom walking in front while my dad follows her, directly buying everything from each store she points to.
“Alright, alright, let go. Don’t hug and make your mother stinky,” said Dad.
“……”
This iceberg president is my dad. Like my mom, you can’t really tell his age. When they stand together, they look like a match made in heaven. Every time the three of us are together, I always get the impression that I’m filthy rich.
“You are so annoying! You are not allowed to interrupt when I’m talking with my baby son!”
The iceberg tyrant immediately melted. He stroked the woman’s hair with indulgence and full of fondness, and he nodded gently.
“Ah, hey! Don’t mess with the hairstyle I just made!” The woman pushed away the tyrant’s hand with a look of disgust.
“…”
What can the president do? The president can only obey his woman.
“Xiao Feng, mom is going to go to XiangShui Planet again this time. Master Wen said he had developed a perfume with the inhibitor effect. I want to order a customized one for you. I’ll bring you the sample tomorrow. If you like it, mother will bring one back the day after tomorrow.”
For so many years, I have always relied on perfumes specially made for me to cover up my pheromone smell. Although an inhibitor is more effective, using too much of it will eventually cause irreversible damage to the body.
If there were perfumes with inhibitory effects, I would soon start to appear in almost every big media platform as: “Shocked! The son of the richest man actually tastes like this!”, “Men and women are in tears, the proud son of the past turned out to be…”
Such news days will definitely happen in the future.
“Alright, thank you, mom,” I said as I hugged my mother again and kissed her. Then I tactfully separated myself from mom right away under my dad’s kind and nurturing eyes.
“See you, be careful on the road.” I stood in the garden and waved to my parents, watching them take the company of bodyguards into the two spaceships. And then they flew away until I couldn’t see them little by little.
When I arrived home, I turned around and lay down on the sofa.
What am I going to do later? It’s kind of boring, ah.
Please take note that I did not stutter.
As a broad-minded young master, my daily activities mainly consist of eating, drinking, and having fun. My family’s old man is still as strong as ever. So it’s not my turn to worry about the promise to take over the family business yet.
At this time, the butler came in.
“Young master, young master Lin, and young master Wen have arrived.”
I raised my eyes lazily and looked at the two people around my age come by.
The one with slightly longer and thin hair was Lin Xiaoduan, while the tall and strong one was Wen Heming.
Despite my inherent stinkiness, I still have friends.
But these two people are friends with me not because my family is rich. Rather, it’s because our pheromones are very special.
How to say it, please look at Lin Xiaoduan’s somewhat frail face with his gentle appearance and his delicate eyebrows. I really feel sorry for him. However, I am also very much worried about his pheromone on his behalf.
How could one possibly comprehend that when it came to all the fruits in the world, why did his pheromones have to be durian?
For disclaimer, I do not discriminate against durians. I love durians, but my love for durians is irrelevant here.
Can two omegas being together have results?
Don’t tell me that when two omegas cook porridge together, they’ll compete against each other for who can cook faster and whose porridge is soggier? As the saying goes, sisters grind bi6It means pussy or vagina. For more information about the unspeakable “bi”: https://paper-republic.org/pers/eric-abrahamsen/the-unspeakable-bi/, and the sky will strike with thunder.
Let’s take a look at Wen Heming. His name is very cultured, and he looks neat and clean, bright like sunshine. But his pheromone isn’t exactly what you would call ‘cultured.’
Have you ever smelled old ladies’ footwear?
He probably has this kind of smell.
He is an alpha. Occasionally, he emits his pheromone unconsciously, which is that of a common foot odor.
If he wanted to punish someone, then he only needed to take out his strongest weapon – his pheromone at the highest concentration, then it’ll be a bloodless victory. Basically, except for the rigorously trained alphas in the army, there is no other alpha who can be his opponent at present, which is great.
I think he should be the most “fragrant” alpha in the empire.
Oh, by the way, there is also another stinky alpha, my bodyguard. But he’s the only man in our circle who has a family because his other half actually loves stinky tofu.
Yes, his pheromone smells like stinky tofu.
In the beginning, I had just completely differentiated. My family was afraid that I wouldn’t be able to make friends in the future. So, they spent a lot of money and manpower to find a stinky alpha, who was about my age, to be my playmate and bodyguard.
But after so many years, I haven’t gotten married yet while he has already found his life destination, which was great.
I sincerely wish him happiness, really 😊.
As for Lin Xiaoduan and Wen Heming, they are the children of wealthy families who I met in schools for nobles. We have similar smells and have played together for many years.
“Xiao Feng, we haven’t been to Yesenia for a long time. Xiao Ming and I are going to go. Are you coming with us?” The perfume that Lin Xiaoduan sprayed on his body today was a little bit sexy, like a wild cat.
It looked like he was going to hunt for some attractive alphas today. I hope he succeeds.
Initially, I didn’t want to go. Because every time I went, I could only talk until my butt was damp, yet I didn’t dare to do anything. So, what’s the point?
Then again when I think about it, between me talking and flirting with a handsome alpha or lying down and watching TV comfortably at home. I might as well endure the hardship of my legs going soft to chat in front of a handsome man.
As a result, I waved my hand and grabbed the two who were about to leave. Naturally, I have to call my bodyguard before going out. I didn’t have any other choice; the house was too big.
Yu Mo had just gone to the dining room to have a meal with his wife. He hadn’t come back yet, so it was convenient to call.
“Well, I will go straight to Yesenia in ten minutes. Young master, remember to spray perfume.” Yu Mo answered.
When I arrived, Yu Mo had already been waiting for me at the door. Then, he leaned slightly to salute me.
“Young master.”
After that, he raised his head and greeted the two who stood behind me, “Xiao Lin, Xiao Ming.”
“Hi, Brother Mo.”
“Hello, Brother Mo.”
I patted him on the shoulder, leaned slightly closer to Yu Mo, and said in a low voice, “You came here with me. Did my sister-in-law get angry?”
Yu Mo shook his head and smiled, “No, he was very understanding.”
For a while, I was almost blinded by his sweet smile.
Turns out this is love. Soo dazzling.
“…Ok, let’s get in.”
Why did I ask whether my sister-in-law was angry at Yu Mo or not?
It’s because Yesenia is a high-end bar. Also, it has another name – Century of Beautiful Fate.
Yes, although a long time ago it was a matchmaking platform, its name is deeply engraved in people’s hearts.
People who come here are basically young ABOs. Some are looking for one-night stands, and some of them are serious about finding a partner.
The people who come and go here are either wealthy or respectable people. There are also government and military people. In short, if you want in, you must either have money or status.
In conclusion, the ABO quality here is not bad.
Now, let’s see, which handsome little guy is lucky enough to be picked by me today?
As soon as I stepped into Yesenia, I could feel all kinds of gazes focused on me. I looked at those people calmly, but I couldn’t find the lucky guy in the first round of looking around.
Hence, I put on an arrogant attitude, walked gracefully towards the sofa in the corner, and sat down. I didn’t call the waiter right away, just waiting.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1!
“Excuse me, can I buy you a glass of wine?”
As expected, no one can escape my five-second rule.
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