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Chapter 26: Special Story: Zhou Zhou’s Final Exam (Part 1)
Hello, everyone. Long time no see~
I remember the last time we met. Was it when I was still pregnant?
Time really flies, ah. Now, my kids can already fight monsters.
I’m talking about a real monster. The kind that is commonly written in fantasy novels – one with a small head on a thick neck, mouth frothing with saliva. Basically, a grotesque-looking monster who loves letting out “wa wa” sounds instead of talking. It reminded me of the typical enemies in Interstellar ABO novels.
For example, the novel “Rebirth: I Turned Gay After Transmigrating Into an ABO World.”
“He tore off the upper left limbs of the A-level Zerg. The yellow-green viscous liquid instantly sprayed onto his pure white mecha. The splattered mucus corroded the tree leaves and the grass in no time. The Zerg grew enraged; it opened its mouth, which was densely covered with razor-like teeth, to bite him. The sharp teeth were stained with an unknown muddy black and yellow liquid. Its mouth expanded, producing slender threads…”
“Dad!” a voice interrupted from behind me. That’s right. This is my eldest son, Zhou Zhou.
I turned my head and locked gazes with him silently for two seconds before shifting my eyes downward.
A handful of worms that had been roasted golden on both sides wriggled together in his trembling palms.
Oh, right! I almost forgot! Currently, we are on one of the more primitive planets in the system. There’s nothing to eat, and the only thing edible here is either this type of small bug or one of the larger bugs.
We hadn’t tried hunting the larger bugs yet, but I’m confident Zhou Zhou wouldn’t be able to stomach it.
“Daaaaddddd…” Aggrieved, my son looked at me, then glanced back down at his palms.
I put down the novel and approached him. Reaching out a hand, I stroked his head in comfort. “Eat it. It’s high in protein and nutrients. It’s even roasted this way so that when you bite it, all that yellow-green stuff won’t ooze out.”
“……”
“Or else, do you plan on killing that big monster with wings to eat with your teammates later?”
Zhou Zhou paused and immediately shoved all the bugs in his palms into his mouth, chewing on them with force.
I just said there would be no liquid spilling out. Just by listening to the sounds of chewing, anyone would know how crunchy it is.
All right, then. Allow me to elaborate on the situation I am in right now.
It’s morning right now, and I am taking part in Zhou Zhou’s first final exam, playing the role of a prisoner rescued by the Empire from the hands of the Locust Race due to familial compassion. They have a week to safely escort me to the designated location.
This assessment is a tradition in his school. His father, Little Wolf Dog, also took part in the annual event. This time, he attended the final assessment as an outstanding alumnus of the Imperial Military Academy. Until now, I still have no idea what role he’s playing this year.
Thinking of this, I couldn’t help sighing. From what I heard about this exam, in addition to the low-level Locust Race Zerg in the primeval forest, interstellar pirates played by school instructors and patrolling examiners are also roaming around.
Hopefully, Little Wolf Dog was not a pirate. Otherwise, I’d be more nervous about meeting him. He might take me away to play some strange games.
After all, he was a shameless person who dared to do anything as the bearer of the strongest pheromone and mental power in the Empire.
Hearing my sigh, Zhou Zhou looked at me while picking at the bugs on the electric grill.
“?”
I seemed to see the imaginary dog ears on top of his head lower down.
Smiling at him, I shook my head as his lowered dog ears rose up again. He then continued to immerse himself in roasting his pile of bugs.
The human gene is indeed powerful. When it came to Zhou Zhitian and me, with one being a snow fox and the other a wolf dog, the child born from the two of us would no doubt be…
A Samoyed.
Strong yet simple-minded, he liked to laugh without any care in the world, not just in name, like a silly little dog.
I stared at Zhou Zhou in a daze, wondering what I ate when I was pregnant to make him so stupid.
But that was okay. The most difficult thing for me was his pheromone. I never had my hopes up, to begin with, but…
I never expected for his smell to turn out to be so… elegantly revolutionary.
In his first year of differentiation, it smelled a lot like dog shit. In his second year, it started smelling like cat shit. It smelt like a fart on the third. In his fourth year, it smelled like toilet cleaners, and this year – his fifth year – it was the smell of mold. Though the scent is getting lighter and lighter, it still stunk.
The whole toilet series was what it was.
Help! The combination of Little Wolf Dog and myself is simply too much.
Why does the smell of his pheromone keep changing?
I like to think of it as a kaleidoscope of smells.
The moment our Zhou Zhou first differentiated, the school almost forced him to drop out.
Fortunately, he worked hard and was able to manage his pheromones in less than three months.
It’s just that he has not had any suitors all throughout high school.
Indeed, no matter how handsome he is, no one has the tolerance to talk to a human toilet, ah~
I was still feeling sad when a burst of sound outside the cave disturbed my thoughts. Zhou Zhou stood up and moved in front of me, cautiously perking his ears at the noise.
About a few seconds later, we heard flustered and exasperated cursing and the pop of a gunshot.
It was my son’s teammate; the young man was standing guard at the entrance of the cave.
“Dad, you wait here and don’t move. I’ll go take a look. I’ll be back in a second.” Zhou Zhou became serious, walking out with a gun in his hand.
Okay, no problem.
I wasn’t nervous at all, and immediately sat in front of the electric grill after he disappeared around the corner, munching on bugs.
It felt like eating melon seeds; it had no special taste but was very addictive. It was really crunchy. Unable to help myself, I grabbed a handful and put it in my pocket.
I listened to the movement outside and had a feeling something troublesome was about to happen. The kids were not going to return any time soon. So I reached for my bracelet to find an offline novel, selected one, and proceeded to read.
I was so engrossed in my book that I hadn’t even noticed when someone entered.
“Why are you still reading this?” I heard a voice ring in my ear.
I was so startled that I flung all the bugs in my hands behind me.
The owner of the voice let out a chuckle.
“…”
Grass, it’s the Dog!
***
“Baby, please don’t be mad. I was just passing by and found you by accident. I just wanted to see you. I swear, I really have no other motive.”
Like hell I’ll believe that!
Don’t push me down on the tree if you’re telling the truth!
Little Wolf Dog heard the snarl in my heart and silently let go of me before putting me in mechanical handcuffs.
“…”
You’re really a dog!
I don’t want to perform bondage play with you during Zhou Zhou’s final exam!!!!
My hands were handcuffed above my head, and only my feet could move. I raised my leg to kick him, but he grabbed my ankle and started to feel it up.
“I’m not pressing you down anymore, baby.” Little Wolf Dog lowered his head with a smile, our noses touched, and he lowered his eyelashes to look at me.
My cheeks flushed. I was very ashamed. I tried to move my foot away but was held even more tightly.
“Don’t…”
Bondage play did seem a bit stimulating right now.
Under Little Wolf Dog’s gentle attack, my struggling movements gradually slowed, and I unconsciously raised my chin to kiss him.
“Asshole! Let him go!!!” a voice full of justice and anger sounded behind Little Wolf Dog.
Opening my eyes, I immediately put down my legs that had wrapped around his waist.
I clearly felt Little Wolf Dog’s whole body freeze.
On that day, Zhou Zhou’s father and I finally recalled the fear of being dominated by the sudden appearance of little Zhou Zhou in those intimate moments.
“…”
“…”
Of course, the father is shrewd and ruthless. Little Wolf Dog quickly regained control after briefly getting distracted. He raised his hand and pressed the button on the side of his face, put on a mask that covered his entire face, and then turned around, ready to face the battle.
I leaned against a tree, embarrassed.
However, the confrontation I imagined with him didn’t happen. Zhou Zhou’s expression changed from outrageous to suspicious when he saw him turn around. In the end, he showed an awkward and helpless expression, even more shy than me.
And spat out a word slowly.
“… Father.”
“…”
“…”
How did he recognize him?
This sentence popped out in Little Wolf Dog’s and my mind at the same time.
When Little Wolf Dog and I were in a daze, Zhou Zhou’s eyes changed. He jumped up and landed beside me, broke off the handcuffs, pulled me, and ran away.
Everything happened in just two seconds. I didn’t have time to feel ashamed of what happened just now in front of my son. My son was so handsome just then!
Sure enough, the sled dogs are full of charm when they don’t act stupid!
Hello, Thank for your translating.I want to ask for your permission. Can you give me permission to retranslation this novel on wattpad in Burmese? I’ll give credit to you and original author. Thank you🥺❤️
Glad you like the story.. I’m sorry for the very late reply.
Well, you can use my translation for reference. It’s better if you can translate the original to support the author since it’s free to read from Changpei.
You’re welcome dear~